kjorteo: A pixel style icon of a nude Celine looking very anxious and worried. (Celine: Anxiety)
Peak skin hunger is when you're at the doctor's office and just trying to get some iffy-looking moles ultrasounded, and moves like "you're lying down on your belly and the tech gently moves your hair out of the way so they can actually see your back" are almost impossible to get through without moaning like a thirsty porn star emitting pleasant subdued whine noises.

I'm very touch sensitive okay
kjorteo: A pixel style icon of a nude Celine looking very anxious and worried. (Celine: Anxiety)
Peak anxiety is "Oh no I embarrassed myself and said something dumb to my therapist."
kjorteo: Photo of a computer screen with countless nested error prompts (Error!)
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Seems legit. BRB secretly controlling the world I guess.
kjorteo: Crop from Action Replay box art, of a very cheap imitation bootleg Charizard with a hippo-like giant nose and ear tufts.  Text on the bottom reads "NOT FAKE" (PARizard: NOT FAKE)
The main lands of Istaria provide a very guarded view of dragons, especially when approached by other, more bipedal races. We know they are typically very serious, and that there is a major faction-defining schism over whether to be openly speciesist or just politely speciesist.

In this daring exposé, I will roll a dragon go deep undercover to capture the hidden dragon secrets that they don't want the naka-duskael to know.





THIS JUST IN: Dragon hatchlings are giant puppies. Breath of Fire II was right all along.
kjorteo: Uncomfortable Bulbasaur portrait from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. (Bulbasaur: Uncomfortable)


"Do you know Hector? Like, is he with you? He just kind of showed up in the office and he won't stop flexing. I am deeply concerned."
kjorteo: Shocked Bulbasaur portrait from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. (Bulbasaur: Shocked)
Holy hell. I tried to scroll down from my most recent Interlight post to my second-most recent (which was a mere two days ago, mind) and it's two entire pages back. I had to click the Previous Entries button twice.

I, uh. Am a little unused to this.

I think I may need to stop subscribing to [community profile] addme in a way that displays all its posts on my reading page (I'll still remain a member and maybe still peek in and browse sometimes) because between that and the people I've added already since my post there went up, I am now somehow overflowing with Friends and Content.

And to think I used to worry about whether Dreamwidth was dead because everyone was on Tumblr.
kjorteo: Sprite of the New Age Retro Hippie from EarthBound, over a psychadelic background texture. (New Age Retro Hippie)
You know you're living in 2018 when you RSVP to attend a short-notice flash political protest after work today because it's the right thing to do, but also because "Ooh, this will help me get those eight new PokeStops I've never visited before" as a side bonus.
kjorteo: Screenshot from Daedalian Opus, of a solved puzzle with the text "GOOD" displayed on underneath it. (GOOD)


Just like with Mew, it took a special spawn event ex machina to bail me out of one of the final challenges, and even then I'm still coming in about a month or two behind a lot of friends I know. At least I finally got it, though?

This Celebi isn't particularly great stat or moveset wise, but let's be honest; Celebi is kind of a bragging rights reward anyway. Even a perfect one isn't exactly powerful, you know? Besides, what am I going to do, get another one?

Nah, the point of this quest is to say yay I got Celebi :3 and then stuff it in the back of your box somewhere.



If you want to talk about acquisitions I might actually use in battle, the practical grand prize today was another Charged TM, which (along with the one I'd been saving because it took two rolls to get this right) finally let me fix the moveset of this absolute unit of an Entei here. And now that he's near-perfect, I went ahead and pulled the trigger on him inheriting the 34 or so Rare Candy I'd been quietly stockpiling while trying to decide who gets it all. Still more growing to do, of course, but I guess I'll need to do more raids to feed him the rest of the way.

Walking is reserved for the next long while because I caught a perfect 15/15/15 IV Magikarp, you see. 8|
kjorteo: Sprite of a Skarmory posed and looking majestic, complete with lens flare. (Skarmory: BEHOLD)


This has been a fruitful week!

Man, fuck that Magikarp quest forever, though. I live in a desert, you know.
kjorteo: Screenshot of Doomsday Warrior with a portrait of Amon, a fighter in ostentatious heavy metal attire. (Heavy Metal King)
WOOOAAAAAAH,



WOOAAAH-OHH,



I'll make it through this Mew quest, I swear.
kjorteo: Portrait of Celine looking aroused and making bedroom eyes at the camera. (Celine: Aroused)
"So, Celine, what are you playing these days?"

"Oh, you know.





Normal games for respectable people."
kjorteo: Sprite of a Skarmory posed and looking majestic, complete with lens flare. (Skarmory: BEHOLD)


No, I'm not going to do these for every stage in the game, but this was a good run.

The key to Piranha Jungle is understanding that it looks more difficult than it is, and that makes it exactly as difficult as it looks. 98% of the failed runs I tried filming before this one ended because I panicked, over-corrected, and either overshot or steered directly into something when I should have either held still or made minimal movements. Keep calm!

Now, getting F-rank in this one (which I didn't film and I'm not going to,) that was an ordeal. Look at how many notes this stage has! You can eat a hit to reset your streak, but it's right back to 30 again within seconds. And you need to hit at least enough of those cymbal jump/fruit combos to appease the swarm in the end, and those are all multipliers. I did it, but man. Possibly one of the most difficult stages in the game to keep your score down.
kjorteo: Scan from an old Super Mario Bros. comic, of King Koopa facing the camera and looking at his wits' end. (Koopa: Fed up)

EPILEPSY WARNING: BRIGHT FLASHING LIGHTS

"I decided I was done after getting every S-rank and challenge fly," I said.

This is exactly what happened when I tried not to XS everything in Trauma Center.

Please send help.

(This game is so great you guys)
kjorteo: Sprite of a Skarmory posed and looking majestic, complete with lens flare. (Skarmory: BEHOLD)




It took a Fast TM to not have Bite on the poor thing, and I'm not looking forward to how much Stardust and Candy it's going to take to bring her up to speed. And I'm told that Blastoise isn't exactly the best anyway, so I might just save the dust for something with higher CP.

But still, this is so far my only perfect 15/15/15 IV mon, and with (after the TM) a great Community Day-augmented moveset, too. Come on, that has to count for something.

Also I got Cool Shades Squirtle while I was out there too but he's just for decoration. I didn't get any shinies, though. Alas.

Anyway, happy Community Day, everyone!
kjorteo: A pixel style icon of a nude Celine looking very anxious and worried. (Celine: Anxiety)
My good friend and clanmate [personal profile] swordianmaster is kind of in a rough spot right now. Please help if you can.

I normally try not to signal boost things excessively, but no one should be punished for finally ridding themselves of a toxic, abusive monster.
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