And no, I don't mean I cut myself with a knife because my hand slipped while I was using a knife to peel an orange. I mean I had gotten past that step and got it started, set the knife down, started taking the rest off with my bare hands, and somehow gave myself the equivalent of a papercut on the damn rind itself.
It was built-in insult and injury all in one, because it was equal parts "Of all the stupid things" and "AAAA CITRUS FRUIT ON A CUT."
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And no, I don't mean I cut myself with a knife because my hand slipped while I was using a knife to peel an orange. I mean I had gotten past that step and got it started, set the knife down, started taking the rest off with my bare hands, and somehow gave myself the equivalent of a papercut on the damn rind itself.
It was built-in insult and injury all in one, because it was equal parts "Of all the stupid things" and "AAAA CITRUS FRUIT ON A CUT."