Woodlings draw near!

No, it's cool. You clearly cannot choose the pokemon in front of you, yet if you choose the pokemon to your left, your rival gets the pokemon to your right. And if your rival gets the pokemon to your right, that confers an emotional advantage, UNLESS you honed your emotions on internet forums where no one feels anything. But if you had that kind of training, your opponent could incite you to anger with memes, and so you deliberately left yourself emotionally vulnerable to head off such an attack, so OBVIOUSLY the pokemon to your left is your correct choice, UNLESS your opponent ...